The first, of course, are the “Western Forces,” which include exactly one Western state—California—along with Texas. In reality, few states are as fundamentally different as California and Texas...

I didn’t. I basically turned into Leo when she said that.

Yeah, it’s crazy to think the manufacturer actually put it together to show how safe it is.

The compamy demonstration video is crazy. You can see all the shrapnel flying and employees (? or firemen) flinching sometimes. And then there’s the final part, where they show how safe it is. They drop it from about 6' to show it’s tough, then have a guy hold one as it explodes. You can see the pieces flying.

Agreed. Maybe getting rid of slideshows is the first step in getting things back to being somewhat respectable. Of course, I saw Paste is relaunching Splinter, which I’m curious to see how that turns out. Will it be full of comments about the actual articles/topics like when it started, or will it be like it was at…

Yeah I always found he’s much better live (football game/studio analyst) than taped, especially with non-football.

The explosive charges guy has to be trolling right? I mean he wants Diddy in the video. And if he’s not trolling, it’s even funnier.

I always remember my brother’s 1992 Isuzu Stylus in (I think) Astra Blua Metallic. First time I ever saw a car that color before. It wasn’t anything fancy, but it looked good. This is the closest pic I could find to it, but this isn’t quite as bright or shiny as my memory holds of it.

From the very first minute, host Jesse Palmer has been teasing the current season of The Bachelor using everyone’s favorite U-word, as he is wont to do.

Grabbed a quick screenshot before the paywall shut me down. I guess sideshows were her secret life, and there was something in the article saying maybe the children at play sign might have been used as the center of the burnouts.

I’m having a hard time with Mr. Keyes. He uses buying jeans as an analogy about airfair pricing (which you kinda sorta admit is ridiculous), but then he says this...

(That much is probably clear to anyone looking at his IMDb page.)

Oh no. Is it every model year that’s bad?

Instead of “in the interest of fairness”, you need to give Killer Klowns from Outer Space it’s own slide since it came out first. 

Yeah, I kept waiting for “Oakland is storing these in DOT lots in [actual town], population 3000". But apparently a half million people qualifies as a town.

arguing that turning on the wipers is the “most annoying” thing about driving does make me chuckle.

My guess is they were hoping he would be the Terry Funk of this version.

Full disclosure, I know very little about engines. That being said, I was kind of expecting to see a Land Rover/Jaguar engine listed on here just because I’ve never heard of one lasting more than four years without major work being done.

I was wondering what kind of boyfriend would go to such an extent to make things worse (yelling at the cops and saying “I’m sorry” while she’s getting cuffed all while staying in the car and filming), then I saw the interview.