The only counterpoint worth saying, then, is simple and vulgar: Richard Petty, go fuck yourself.

I think this is a record for the shortest time before a Deadspin article becomes irrelevant

Fly another mission, Yossarian.

I will be shocked if this man doesn’t end up as an 89 MPH pitcher on St. Louis who somehow ends up with a 3.35 ERA and wins 18 games, as their #3 option.

It was game 5. And Collins managed that whole series horribly.

I agree with Collins, send him back out there. I don’t know what was wrong with Harvey. He just needs to clear his head, flush it out of his system, and after 48-72 hours start with a clean slate.

Yes. Totally, and for at least the past three years. I was in London, watching the Mets-Royals game in which Harvey pitched eight brilliant inning—and I was yelling at the TV for Collins to take him out. I woke my wife, since it was about 4am, and then we watched Hosmer score the winning run, the Royals win a pivotal…

I was at the game late two seasons ago when Harvey was on the losing end of Max Scherzer’s 2nd no hitter. The game was barely over two hours and I recall thinking this could be the start of a great division dual for a decade. Sad to see how fast he’s fallen. So much talent...

Mr. Lahey, is this you talking or the liquor?

I’m watching you buddy, like a shithawk

Rudy was offsides.

Mr Lahey

Bills are poised to take the lead in the afc east ...

ALEX SMITH’S BIG DAY!!!!!!!!!! I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG!!!!!!!

God damn it.

Reminds me of a joke I heard which went like this:
Q: What do you get if you drive through Tallahassee real slow?
A: A degree from Florida State

He started hot, but Saban adjusted. Meanwhile this play was maybe the 25th time Francois got clobbered while in an empty backfield. The punishment he took was unreal. Meanwhile Jimbo didn’t change a single fucking thing. Ran the same shit over and over again. I can understand not changing it just because it wasn’t…

Good thing he’s got that FSU education to fall back on instead of a multi-million dollar pro contract. Should help ease the pain a little bit.

Feh. Mea Culpa. It’s just that in this country, you’ll run into that shit for real.

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