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The Giants training staff suggested it actually.

LOL Keenan kept it all the way hood but in a white washed way. He knew that Ye was on some BS like all black folk at this point well at least 94.6%. I love Ye’s music his personal life ehhhhhh not a fan so I would’ve probably pulled a Keenan maybe fake a number 2 run and stay backstage. People are giving Kanye too…

That and Michael Phelps. OK, more her, but it gives me an excuse to post one of my favorite olympic pictures in recent history:

I remember watching his dad pitch at Shea as a middle reliever, and I knew almost immediately that he would go on to have a son that would play under an NFL coach that has horrible clock management abilities.

Every generation of sports fans (and I’m not going to fall into quicksand with a Messi v Ronaldo debate here) gets spoiled by a very few stars that are worth the price of admission/time of watching them perform live. If I had to pick one, from the current crop (including LeBron, Trout, Federer, Williams, and maybe a…

I used to enjoy the “jacked up” highlight segment on MNF, not because I liked the Berman-esque phrase as much as I enjoyed laughing at players stumble off the field.

It is still not OK to do your terrible Borat voice.

Anybody else want to sneak on his porch and add a rock every month? We could rotate, make it a group effort.

Iris > anyone on staff here, honestly

This is fantastic.

Joanne from accounting has been dying to kneel in solidarity. She’s just afraid people will think it’s a bit too much like cultural appropriation

I don’t know, man. I love watching them fall apart. Ball rolling down the hill? Go baby. In the rough? Hell yes. I want to see them get angry. Punch it into the rough, hit the bunker, miss a putt. Throw something. Let’s make it lifelike.

Nah, watching professional golfers fail is amazing, especially since it’s only once a year. If every tournament was like this it would suck, but making them look like me at my local muni is extremely satisfying for those of us who need a five iron to hit a shot the pros would use a pitching wedge on.

Before the comment section fills up with the usual tedious reactions to any Deadspin cycling piece, I want to express how much this post reminded me of the thrill of watching Pantani in his prime. The doping revelations were a definite kick in the nuts (his along with all the rest), but man was he fun to watch.

I’m glad the rest of American society doesn’t work this way. Now excuse me while I listen to music by Alan Thicke’s son, Billy Ray Cyrus’s daughter, and Loudon Wainwright III’s son and then watch a movie with Rocky Johnson’s son or maybe one with Robert Pine’s son, Patty Duke’s son or Goldie Hawn’s daughter. Or maybe…

Nepotism isn’t just rife in sports. I work for a construction firm. I do damn near everything save for having the last word. My owner is old as dirt and still “runs” the company. Last year he was talking to me about retiring and what not. The only thing I remember is, “yeah when I leave you’ll be working for my…

No, I’m sorry, that’s not bbq. Ribs, sure. But not bbq.