FOLLOW. DISTANCE. PEOPLE.

Good thing we’ve already got our U.S. domestic infrastructure fully up-to-date...

LET THEM EAT CAKE! HIGH-EXPLOSIVE INCENDIARY ROUNDS!!!!!

Jeep Wrangler TJ (97-06)

The only way to stop a back guy with a gun is a good guy with a radar gun.

YOU THINK THIS IS THE WORST CAR EVER!

TDheIl!

COTD!

Is that, like, a sex thing?

Anyone else develop GIE (gif-induced epilepsy) before finishing this?

One recent CL seller had a unique strategy:

When did proper grammar enter the mainstream?

Hands down: the cancellation fee.

N: Jalopnik, please stay away from the “-gate” suffix.

A nice gggggrrrddGrggrgrrggrrdtrggddtt!!!

What a douchecanoe!

This guy, and his mouth-breathing ilk.

The 11th gen Ford F-series.