Cheeto Nazi! Brilliant!
Yeah, it’s like the whole concept of satire is lost on him.
It’s worth infinity dollars if it keeps slow people out of the left lane.
TWO-POINT-OH LITERS?! WHAT IS THAT IN FREEDOM UNITS? HAW HAW HAW IS IT A CAWR OR A BOTTLE OF DIET MOUNTAIN DEW
This is totally unrealistic. Not a single Super Mutant anywhere.
Wanna be a baller, Tahj m’holler
So, no solution to healthcare yet?
Because there’s enough friction to bind it up or the part of the key bound it up after it rotated a little bit. Im pretty sure this is what happened. Your intake valves appear to open a ways after the piston is down in the hole. I bet its off. Set crank to TDC(not the pulley) and see what the cam and valves look like.…
On the bright side, Project Slow Devil provided some of the best Jalopnik in my 5 years of reading
Is this the 5 ‘o-clock Free Jeep Giveaway?
Do you expect me to shop?
I used to have to travel to Sao Paulo frequently for my work, when I was with a large Fortune 500 company that had offices down there.
The emblems on the back your car can sometimes be a symbol of status and a source of pride, but more often than not,…
This story coincidentally is one of the memories I am going to get EMDR for soon, so I can Men-in-Black that shit from my brain.
Ah, yes. The low-hanging fruit. Top of the Jalopnik food pyramid.
It may feel like it’s been a long time since you were an idiot teen, but the memory of being grounded for the stupid…
Ahh, the internet. Without it, I think Microsoft Excel would have failed as a product, its use is so opaque. When is it a comma and when is it a colon, and more importantly, in 2015 WHY DO I HAVE TO FUCKING KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!