Trick answer? I’d give it back so I didn’t fail THEIR test!

Theft. No different if they took it and left $0; it’s not their property, they have zero rights to it.

I once brought a car in for service and while it was still in the “lane” being written up, an employee of the dealer moved it and helped himself to some money that was in the car. I was less than 20 feet away but I guess the free money was too tempting.

I can’t read :(

Everyone has a share!

Naughty naughty... I see someone skipped Marketing 101.

kind of guy who explains the term unsprung weight on Tinder dates

Then you shout THIS ONE’S FOR KERMIT as you methodically pump bullet after bullet into his lifeless body. All thanks to Ford!

If I know Apple, these are some plausible and probable ideas about their first car:

Though someone is definitely working on it.

Vitality, not happiness, is the opposite of depression.

Yas!!! Finally, something to replace my good’ol star ‘n bars now that it’s frayed and Walmart won’t sell me a new one.

COTD

F-ing SPEED CAMERAS. THE WORST.

During her experience in the cockpit, Xipolitakis took selfies, recorded videos, and operated the throttles on the Embraer ERJ-190’s twin engines.

At the end of the day, you can’t see if there’s a gap without backing at least half of your car into the lane of oncoming traffic. So you do, and realize there’s traffic, so you wait there, already obstructing traffic.

Counterpoint: in aggregate, backing into parking spots is better for traffic flow.

Not pictured: optional rear visibility package

Dude obviously missed this sage advice on buying a House Porsche.

This fivehead could not foresee that a six-speed would stall him automatically.