Dear Ford employee posting as a Jalopnik reader,

Sigh, I guess you don’t understand that European prices don’t directly translate to American prices some times.

-.- .... your parents clearly didn’t spank you enough as a child.

I have zero brand loyalty because I buy cars based on the car and not the badge (I’ve owned 1 Acura, 1 VW, 1 MINI, 1 Mazda, and 1 Subaru).

Good luck getting the kids in with conventional doors in that situation as well!

lmao, good one grandpa!

How old are you? A brand new $25k RWD sports car is a bargain.

Of course it doesn’t make sense to you grandpa. You can’t even reference a movie that came out in 1977 correctly.

These two look the same the same way an apple and a banana look the same... because they’re both fruits. You made this comparison with your eyes closed, didn’t you?

lolol, you couldn’t even do a Yoda joke correctly. No wonder Tesla’s scare you.

You just compared Obama and Bush to a neo Nazi, congratulations, you’re an idiot.

Small penis, you must have.

Riiiiiiiigggggghhhhhht, that must be the reason there are 50 Prius posts on Jalopnik every day.

Which is your favorite, most Mexicans are criminals and rapists oooooorrrrrr POWs aren’t war heroes. I’d love to know the answer.

“China, you’re a bunch of lightweight losers. You’re fired from planet Earth because I’m the king of America... except for southern America. Nothing but criminals and rapists there.” -President Donald Trump

You are so fucking stupid it’s annoying.

“Unless you own the parking lot, it is by definition not your problem. You don’t “have a right” to a space more than anyone else. Seeking needless confrontation is stupid in any circumstance.”

You sound like a joy to be around... and a dick who double parks.

I recommend reading all the guy’s responses. You can just sense the douchiness that rolls through him just from his comments.

Actually, unlike 100% of Neon’s, people DO track their FR-S’s/BRZ’s.