The ghost of Kelly Johnson will have his revenge.

They have to watch out for those “limited air strikes”(registered trademark)

Well, I guess now we have an Iran/Russia dominated Middle East to look forward to. This should work out well for everyone.

Goodell’s last three years as Commissioner, animated.

“Terrible Writing About Hurricane Katrina: A Scourge Unto Itself”

One-sentence paragraphs are a classic hallmark of bad writing.

Probably because the black people were looting and attacking people.

I’ll say

So. Many. Periods. Periods everywhere. A textual. fl.o.od of. pe.riods.

If the only way to combat guns is with more guns, then apparently the only way to combat terrible writing is with more terrible writing.

Ironic headline, yo, not to mention the tripe following it.

“Terrible Writing About Hurricane Katrina: A Scourge Unto Itself”

Is your headline supposed to be hipster Gawker Media irony in light of how terrible the writing in your article is?

“Oh if I had a gun I would. I probably won’t have a gun when I see him but I’ll probably beat his ass down like a dog.”

“What, why is everyone so sensitive about resolving a professional issue with a gun?”

There was this one time I was driving out to Cali for school, and while driving through Alabama, I stopped at a store, and forgot to pay for a can of tuna. Yadda Yadda Yadda, got off of murder charges after being represented by my cousin.

Tales from the New Horizons

I hope that Maserati doesn’t have allergies. One eye does look awfully red.

Can I nominate this for COTD? I nominate this for COTD.