What good are they without a functional jet on board?

The software, in some cases, is on a spiral/agile cycle. That said, it’s just as well because the hardware restrictions and even system requirements changed at every iteration.

Obama will be out of office soon, so they have to get dug in fast before someone that gives a shit takes the reins. As they say, you gotta make hay while the sun is shining!

To be fair to Lockheed, they really are just doing what the government tells them to do. And getting paid to do it. It’s slightly more ethical than selling a new RV every week to an elderly widow with Alzheimer’s, but that's the reality of it.

You must buy the ship because it supports the aircraft. You must buy the aircraft because they support the ship. You must buy the ship because it supports the aircraft. You must buy the aircraft because they support the ship. You must buy the ship because it supports the aircraft. You must buy the aircraft because…

About 10 years and 4 jobs ago, I was on the JSF program. The director of our department was notorious for two things:

Never.

I know, right? Worked for me!

Can we find this guy and ask him if he ever got his $20,000?

I tried to drive from Roanoke to DC, but got hassled by the man on I-66. Didn't finish that trip.

Muchos grassyass!

Tell me about it. I have quite the I-66 story!

Darryl Dawkins, now he's my boy! Killed a lot of backboards, that Darryl.

You’re killing it, Drew! You’re my boy!

Racist.

Racist.

You killed it, Greg. You're my boy!

That dog would have killed that hot dog. He's my boy!

50/50.