Keanu has starred in The Matrix, Johnny Mnemonic and A Scanner Darkly, so I’m gonna guess he’s run into the term ‘cyberpunk’ before :D

dude played johnny mnemonic. he has history with cyberpunk. but he'll still hype it keanu style.

About ten minutes ago: I’m done with hype culture, these crowds will cheer about anything. Nothing’s exciting about E3 these days.

They’re working on it.

All MPG figures in this post are in US gallons.

Since efficiency is just a relationship between an output and an input, if we call our output miles traveled and input fuel in gallons, then it’s okay to use the term “fuel efficient,” here, without considering how much power the engine is capable of making.

Pat Shanahan is the acting Secretary of Defense? As a former Boeing employee, that scares me very deeply.

Pat Shanahan is the acting Secretary of Defense? As a former Boeing employee, that scares me very deeply.

Where I’m at in North Georgia, you’d be hard pressed to find a neighborhood in any semi-populated area that doesn’t have one.

If you like cars, don’t live in an HOA.

One of them embraces uncanny valley in a good way.

The other one involves Sonic teeth.

Pikachu looks good

This movie feels like a weird time displaced artifact of 1995, complete with a manic Jim Carrey, the completely out of place use of Gangsta’s Paradise, and the “THE VIDEO GAME GETS REAL” vibe of the whole thing.

It’s like from an alternate reality where the Super Mario Bros. movie was a mega hit and Sega, desperate to…

As someone who actually thought the Sonic design looked absolutely fine from the promo image... they somehow managed to make him look worse in action. Jim Carrey looks great, and is channeling a super-villain version of Ace Ventura, which I am 100% on board for. But the rest just looks so bad... and why the shit would…

It’s like someone saw Annoying Orange and said, “Yes, that! Put THAT on a blue fuzzy not-ape/not-rodent thing! It’ll make billion!”

All I want to know is...

You take Last Action Hero’s name out of your mouth. That movie is a treasure. This.. thing is an abomination. 

“You get Avengers: Endgame.”

UNSNAP UNSNAP RETURN IT GOD

Is this the universe balancing things after Endgame?