Pat Shanahan is the acting Secretary of Defense? As a former Boeing employee, that scares me very deeply.

Pat Shanahan is the acting Secretary of Defense? As a former Boeing employee, that scares me very deeply.

Where I’m at in North Georgia, you’d be hard pressed to find a neighborhood in any semi-populated area that doesn’t have one.

If you like cars, don’t live in an HOA.

One of them embraces uncanny valley in a good way.

The other one involves Sonic teeth.

Pikachu looks good

This movie feels like a weird time displaced artifact of 1995, complete with a manic Jim Carrey, the completely out of place use of Gangsta’s Paradise, and the “THE VIDEO GAME GETS REAL” vibe of the whole thing.

It’s like from an alternate reality where the Super Mario Bros. movie was a mega hit and Sega, desperate to…

As someone who actually thought the Sonic design looked absolutely fine from the promo image... they somehow managed to make him look worse in action. Jim Carrey looks great, and is channeling a super-villain version of Ace Ventura, which I am 100% on board for. But the rest just looks so bad... and why the shit would…

It’s like someone saw Annoying Orange and said, “Yes, that! Put THAT on a blue fuzzy not-ape/not-rodent thing! It’ll make billion!”

All I want to know is...

You take Last Action Hero’s name out of your mouth. That movie is a treasure. This.. thing is an abomination. 

GANGSTER’S PARADISE!!! The song running through the whole trailer is 24 years old, with no relevance to the theme of the movie. Think less Gangnam Style and more Macarena (<— STILL TWO YEARS LESS OLD THAN GANGSTER’S PARADISE!!!).

“You get Avengers: Endgame.”

This feels like one of those movies where the cultural references are at least 5 years behind, so I’m going to say no: it’ll be Gangnam Style instead.

I’m fascinated by the marketing of this film.

75%, with a 50% differential for the Carlton.

What are the odds Sonic floss dances at some point?

Somehow it’s so much worse then I ever imagined.

UNSNAP UNSNAP RETURN IT GOD

Is this the universe balancing things after Endgame?