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One on one with no items is the most sterile and boring way to play Smash. The game is made to be played with all the crazy items on the strange interfering stages by 4 people at the same time. The game is a Chaos simulator and that’s why it’s fun

in case there is any doubt as to where I stand on this—and I may write about it at more length later—I think this whole thing is a TERRIBLE idea

This is just another example of Valve punting away all responsibility.

Tomorrow. At the latest.

Soooo how long before we see “minority purge simulator 2018" or “Hitler was right: The Game”

Thank you for helping warn the following competitors! I was part of the crew for Jesse/MacKenzie and listening to the radio chatter for the hours following the crash were pretty terrifying for us back at service. (don’t get me started on the garbage safety/management situation that showed itself)

Local Rally, you say? (as another innocent coffee cup angrily flies out the back door of his office).

Asshole gamers do this so much then those incels wonder why the only female interaction they get is from the Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball body pillow they imported. What purpose does it serve to be an asshole like this over a video game, other than just to be an asshole?

It’s really not that difficult. Most people take a bag of some sort to work, and I throw in camping silverware and a glass straw into my bag or purse. It’s not nearly as much of an inconvenience as you’d think, I forget my work ID more often.

This needs to get more attention. Some of us with disabilities do need to use straws, and the alternatives don’t always work for us.

It becomes habit. I always carry a bag or purse, and have a little baggie with reusable straws on it. A toothbrush holder works for some, too. They don’t take up much space. Of course, if you don’t carry a bag it’s not so simple. Maybe a super cool belt clip holster thingy a la cellphones in the 90's? And a button

Most proposals I’ve seen have suggested making straws available upon request.

Submitted as evidence - Jack Alberston’s cocaine pinkies in Willy Wonka -

Or a coke rosary.

In my wild ‘n youthful days, committed cokeheads grew their pinkie nail long and used it to scoop the blow and shove it up the nostril. Or, at the chic end of the spectrum, wore a little gold tube on a chain around the neck.

A close friend of mine has been on the no-straw train from the beginning - she loves straws too and buys paper ones (from Amazon, I would imagine) that I find to be perfect!

I love straws. I have sensitive teeth and they are really great for helping out with cold beverages.

Well, how am I supposed to snort my cocaine? With dollar bills? Do you know how filthy those are? I care too much about my body to taint it in such a manner.