Absolutely this. Have also owned a VAG product and will also never look back.

I used to have to tear those things apart after they had failed from 1,000,000+ miles of abuse. That job sucked...

To be fair, an unequal length header is less efficient and is usually used to cut down costs (less metal content in each part adds up quickly) - the equal length header has been used in nearly every Subaru race car ever built, so I don't think it's a darker day because the road version finally has it. Ask anyone who…

That would be Grand Rapids, Michigan's own Adina Howard with her January 1995 debut single, "Freak Like Me." Even if you can't place that title right away, I guarantee you've heard this song. It's catchy as hell.

I'm planning on building one of these for a Group 2 rally car.

All the people calling Rowan an asshat for crashing a supercar twice in 18 years because he had to have been driving recklessly and I'm just over here like...

Weight reduction.

This. A trick diff would be something likely made by Quaife, whereas the RevoKnuckle is a MacPherson Strut setup modified to use a Kingpin axis.

Beard power.

Replace those motor mounts with a 70D kit from a well respected aftermarket company like JBR or Corksport and your problems will decrease significantly...

This. It's like they had to invent and build a bespoke delivery vehicle just for this car...

Bone stock DSMs exist, they just take time to hunt down. My unicorn is a stock 99 Talon TSi AWD 5 speed non-sunroof in Black or Red...I'd sell nearly everything I own to buy one.

I'm calling it the "Fordrrari".

8th Gear: Chevrolet Bolt

The Gen1 Mazdaspeed 3 is only 21-30% Jalop eh?

You need to use correct capitalization.

Being a former baggage handler, I can assure everyone that airport/airline security is a sham. And not in some sort of conspiracy sort of way, it's just pure idiocy.

Lamborghini-ish styling and Chevy LS reliability? Sign me up. Too much money but I'd much rather own, maintain and drive this than a real Diablo. I wouldn't be afraid to have a bit of fun with this...

Am I the only one who actually wants one of these?

I suggested it last year and this year again as well. This NEEDS to happen.