You'd be surprised how often the whole "Forget to schedule a captain/first officer/flight attendant" ordeal happens.

That wasn't ORD's fault. Mother nature just shat on you.

This one time, my flight was delayed.

You should probably turn in your jalop card now...

According to Road & Track, it costs about half as much as a full on WRC car. So about $300k-ish.

That poor thing. Someone needs to buy it just to put it out of its misery.

Start it at 3:15.

They make pretty fantastic little rally cars.

*flamesuit on* I actually liked the Pontiac Solstice. I especially liked it's cousin, the Saturn Sky Redline. Very respectable and fun sports cars. People ooh-d and ahh-d when the BRZ/FRS/86 came out, saying "Nobody has made a small rear drive sporty car in forever!! And I'm just sitting in the corner, going...

My mother won't tell me who, but she definitively knows beyond the shadow of a doubt that there are...unforked...family trees.

A 2 stroke 70 cc single cylinder revving at near 9k and traveling at over 60mph on tiny tires is definitely an adrenaline rush. It has an infinitely variable drive so it launches faster than my wife's Mazdaspeed 3. Yeah, have fun with your Low T problem there...

Doing well. Recovering from some road rash/hurt pride because he wiped out on his motorcycle trying to show off to some girl. He just picked up a pretty rare moped this weekend in Chicago, and he's saving up for a bugeye WRX wagon. Oh yeah, and he has a mullet.

It's actually Mazdaspeedforums, but yeah. I'm sure most have something of the like.

My mom worked at their Marina back when she was in high school. Textbook definition of a stealership.

There was a thread on a car forum I'm a part of called "Stupid stuff you've heard people say about cars" that had many things way worse than this. If his greatest offense against his car is thinking it came with a 1600, we should credit him for not thinking it came with an inline 4.

Yes it was.

My first dealership job was in Cedar Springs. Trust me, it is 100% different from the rest of West Michigan. We call it...well, not nice things. It is essentially a white trash trap. There is a reason real estate there is so reasonably priced.

Well, the moped laws are so vague in Grand Rapids that not even the cops know them, but I don't believe that invalidates its legality. And yes, it is registered as a moped still.

"18. Needed a car. My dad decided I should get a 1990 Eagle Talon, automatic. Three days later, timing belt snapped, engine grenaded itself. Dealer put a new engine in. It said Hyundai on the valve cover. Them the transmission ripped itself off the engine block. Then a tree fell on it. Sold it."