Hmm, here in Chicago, that thing would be red all the damn time!

In fairness, I (a fully grown hooman) would have done the same thing.

Maybe you should have chosen a popular career. As a journalist, specifically A TECHNOLOGY journalist, you seem to have trouble understanding how or why technology works. This was like reading an article by a high school student who doesn’t yet grasp everything that goes into a product. The fact that you’ve never met a…

I think the pitch for this “article” went like this:

The email is cringeworthy youthspeak, but no worse than what Gawker writers routinely use.

So Mace Windu as Jolee Bindo.

Sounds like someone needs to move to Chicago. Just try to ignore that whole “it’s cold in the winter” thing. Heck, it wasn’t even that cold this year and we barely got any snow. Thanks Global Warming!

you sound like a good time.

I anxiously await your manifesto.

“Not pictured: the $80 you have to spend when you leave one behind in a coffee shop.”

Suggestion: Stop making financial decisions for others.

Killed a quix text messenger/beeper in a similar way. Good thing is that I got my first mobile a few days before that.

I had a similar experience to that except it was my desktop monitor. I brought it to my bedroom to connect it to my laptop (to do some homework on it since my desktop wasn’t working). So I stood my monitor up on my bed but I guess it didn’t get placed flat and it felt forward and of course it found my belt buckle on…

Or drop “iPhone” all together and just call it Apple Phone, like Apple Watch.

Shouldn’t ‘engine’ be in air quotes when talking about Smarts?

Sadly, the area had been pretty fished out, but I still managed to nab one for dinner.

hmmm, for some reason I want to play Fallout 3 again...

Darth Vader wasn’t on the Executor when it crashed.

So the title should be future proof files, not future proof computers.

Oooh! Does that mean we can ask Catholic Lawmakers to renounce the Pope and reaffirm their Allegiance to America?