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Bryan Van Kampen
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Money can't buy happiness? Bullshit. You know what money can buy you? A fucking waverunner. You ever see people frowning while they are on a god damn waverunner? No, you don't.

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Ugh, what a pun. You should be stoned for that.

Cleveland getting hit by a nuke might actually improve the place.

ApplePay: Exactly the same as Google Wallet, years later, but first and innovative somehow.

My only issue is with the skullcap headphones. Why!?

Thousands of Hershey's chocolate bars and enormous graham crackers.

The US Government.

No slash between "Ring" and "Silent", nor between "Home button" and "Touch ID", and incorrect spacing around the one between "Sleep" and "Wake" - it's not like Apple to make typos like that.

How about "dual (or more) monitor"? :) If you got the hardware to support them, once you got more monitors you'll wonder how you'd ever got by without them.

There are three types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, one is getting it, and one is crowdfunding a watch that doesn't tell time.

Seriously? No on e mentioned the right angle rule? Simply take all your stuff, stack as needed, square up all piles and orient them so the edges are parallel or at right angles to the desk edges. Looks organized. Same piles just neater. Been fooling bosses for over 40 years with this one.

So far so good, let us know when you finish the article!

Im forwarding this article to my newborn daughter.

Act One...

So they didn't announced hardware at a software keynote and conference? NO WAY?!

It's time to bring back NASA in full force instead of having to depend on another nation for a frigging piggy back ride to space and whose government is always unstable.

That's a pretty strong and completely false accusation. Look at the date of my post: 1/11. Look at the date of that website: 8/11. They even link to our post as the original at the end. Please read more carefully before making these kinds of assumptions.

Not sure who to root for in this story since I dislike both parties.