Which itself is a subsidiary of Sheinhardt Wigs. 

having a real one today, bud

Thank you for reading my thoughts. There are some valid criticisms of Apple to be made, without a doubt. But these are not them.

Wow! Great post! iPhone 11 didn’t include:
Pointless charging gimmick
Pencil with nowhere to put it?
New cellular technology that nobody is clamoring for and .02% of the population has access to.
That one thing that apple said they’d never have on phones (is 256GB not enough??)
Ports removed generations ago
Hard hitting…

Fuck, I need a cigarette after reading this.

“I long for the day when we can judge all iPhome owners as equals”

The worst of all are low-profile runflat tires. The sidewalls might as well be cast iron. And wheels get destroyed constantly. My BMW 328i with 17" 45-series RFTs wasn’t awful, but the sport package cars on 18" or 19" were just completely attrocious. And replacing the OEM tires with non-RFT performance tires made it…

Op: doesn’t want to make a poor life choice

I’m surprised a GRID-IT isn’t one of the recommendations, considering how well it pairs with all of the other gear. It’s amazing how much more spacious and organized your laptop bag/backpack can feel when all of the cables, chargers, and batteries aren’t in a giant pile at the bottom of the bag.

The irony of this post is that lifehacker is only available in eye-searing white without a browser plugin.

(With Apologies to Norman Greenbaum)

Are you proud of the fact that you’re overworked by whatever shitty organization you work for?

It would go a long ways towards making him look thinner if he would only wear better-fitting suits, no Photoshop necessary.

So... either this is a massive coincidence or incredibly shitty because my good friend had a viral tweet about basically this exact thing last week. Really hoping for the coincidence part but I have my doubts.

Being a resident of the city, I was preparing a vicious type-o filled response to your subjective advice, but then I realized I hadn’t had my morning beer yet so I should probably hold off.

No touching!

Oh, you sweet summer child. A lot of the ones near me have revamped to add this, but in ye olden times, most theaters I ever went to (and some still) don’t have reserved seating. Half the reason lines would wind around the block before a movie premiere was because if you didn’t get there early, you didn’t get a good…

I was kind of interested, then I was like, “oh, $94 to start, maybe not” THEN I was like, “Oh, another $50 for the board, definitely not,” AND THEN I realized that $94 is only for one side, and now am distinctly in “FUCK YOU” territory.

Ugh Assassins Creed barely even needs the modern day stuff. What makes it compelling is the ongoing battle throughout two secret societies over the ages and this secret alternate history that exists. The modern day stuff helps frame that but is hardly necessary to enjoy the core of the franchise, which is stabbing…

I will forgive the AC movie if at some point Michael Fassbender is told he has to go climb a bunch of towers so he knows how to get around the city better. Just him doing an exasperated sigh, and then a five minute montage of climb, eagle, leap into a bale of hay, repeat.