The most fascinating thing to me is that he gave up six characters in his missive to include the Valley Girl-ism “like,” which could only have undercut his argument more if he had misspelled it.

Well if that movie is true at least we can outrun it in a limo.

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

I would hate to see her furious.

“Scully’s great prophetic gulps are delivered in quick edits and shaky camerawork that conveys a sense of weight and danger even when the details don’t quite hold together.”

I rarely so strongly disagree with an AVClub review, but I thought this episode was a steaming pile of shit. I was so bored by the end that I didn’t even care about the big reveal. It was pretty much 40 minutes of exposition interrupted by a Ford Mustang ad. 

I wonder if Audi will fix the model numbering so that it’s going the right way. If they were doing things properly an A4 would be the size of an A3 folded in half.

Claire, you know it will end up like this.

Millennials are so darn silly. Unlike Boomers who are strong and powerful.

I’ve seen and heard of genuine situations of people getting professional benefit for themselves out of golfing, but never what I’d actually call work. It’s more like, if you want to get a contact for your resume/network, golf with the deparment director or some shit like that.

Tires Mushy, Pressurize Soon

The people who bitch about stance, are also the same people who run 20,000$ paint jobs on there crap 60s/70s muscle cars, or who drive lifted trucks.

Luke’s story does represent the trajectory of the baby boomers pretty well...

Or, alternatively, “Please stop taking everything I said completely and totally out of context in order to use me as your borrowed authority to shit on a man I really liked working with.”

Love this generation of consoles, you pay a bunch of money for them, then money for online (for some reason) then on top of that, ads on your device.

I’ll say it. These are the shittiest car drawings of all time.

Welp, there we go. Productivity advice that literally invites you to live in a horror movie in order to stay motivated. The key to a happy life if ever there was one!

Because of reasons the writers could waste time making up but I’d rather they spent that time not catering to people who don’t know how to suspend their disbelief while watching a movie about space wizards with laser swords.

"Their skins you dumb fuck. I'm a cop, you're a witness, they're criminals, and I can't put out an APB on the color of their goddamned souls."