Um, this is a wrap, not a burrito. Your burritometer needs to be re-calibrated.

Perfect panning shot!

Baboon’s are hilarious.

You have to use the downloadr. It’s in your browsr. The one on your computr.

Wow, serious nostalgia attack.

Lying makes me Furious! ...7

Once was enough for me. One of the ignition coil clips was stuck and I ran out of swear words way before I was able to finally get it free. True that they aren’t any more difficult to work on than any other car. I never had trouble finding parts either.

I had an 08 2.8 XWD sedan and it did indeed start eating ignition coils. The front three are easy as pie to replace, but the back three? Torture.

like all the things purists bitch about, nobody should care

I rented one too and was pleasantly surprised. At first it felt top heavy compared to everything else I like to drive, but once I got over that I found that it really can turn. It really was fun, or at least funnish.

I've owned one of these and can vouch for how awesome they are to drive. I've never felt anything so planted in corners in wet, dry, dirt, whatever. I'm not sure I agree with the idea that nothing can go wrong on these, though...

I don't think Clarkson is the Pokemon fan in your story...

Define "exploded."

I haven't tried this, but couldn't you negotiate based on those prices? For example, "I wanted the car at the price I saw advertised, but for the price you're quoting me now, I'd rather not."

Why'd you skip 5 cylinders for under $5,000?

Me too, on both accounts. Did you ever use the cheat codes to drive things like an outhouse or the traffic cars? Good times.

Me too, on both accounts. Did you ever use the cheat codes to drive things like an outhouse or the traffic cars? Good times.

Wrong. There are also tons of Priuii now. And an above average amount of Saabs and Honda Insights.

It's impossible for me to push a grocery cart without race car noises and drifting. Always drifting.

People buy those!? That can't be right.