Because it’s about black people suggesting things that could affect white people a little bit, so she feels compelled to virtue signal to her white supremacist fanbase. Also, I believe a lot of redhats are still triggered by the mere mention of Jemele Hill after the last time she tried to ruin their SPORTZ! with (the…

“That’s like re-segregating the country, why would we want that? Besides of course the reasons Tucker Carlson and I lay out every night.”

His son could tell you that unhealthy scratches are worse.

+1 Alderaan being blown up by the Death Star

And the only thing that can prevent another Patriots Super Bowl victory? This man:

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

Unbelievably, I had to correct this from “100% TRUMP supporter” to “110% TRUMP supporter.” 

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

Ryan Grigson should have been running an Evansville Applebee’s into the ground rather than a generational quarterback talent.

Very true. My uncle was a notary public. That career is no joke.

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

Andrew Luck’s retirement will only increase the primal urgency of Football Men to find True Football Believers to play football, so that they don’t ever question their faith in it.

They really fucked it up this time, didn’t they my dear?

“My guys are fucking savages in that fucking juice box, right?”

He went on to say that the players parents should take turns bringing orange slices and that they should go out for pizza and/or ice cream after each game.

For the remainder of the preseason, Nagy will make Long barf on the exact same spot of the field until he gets it right.

Always, I kick mine every day just to be sure

Congrats on joining us here at what I like to call, the punchline

I don’t know why Lebron and/or the Lakers felt the need to put this out there, I’m quite sure JR already knew the score.

Yes, they still have to pay him, and yes it counts against the cap In Smith’s case only $4.4 million of the total was guaranteed, and the Cavs stretched it over three years, so only $1.4M-ish counts against the cap this year.