Exquisite sports content

It doesn’t get much better than this, Luis.  

Sticking it to powerful people who are fucking up a good thing with disingenuous pleas to “avoid controversy” and “stick to sports” is a good thing.

I feel like venture capitalists would consider theft a sport, right?

You beat me to it, was about to post the same thing. I laughed my ass off when I saw that. :)

Would like to take this opportunity to applaud the decision to link out to as many great non-sports stories as possible today:

Hey, let’s talk about how G/O media are such gutless scum that they took down all of the posts across the kinjaverse about how awful the autoplaying videos are and how to contact the ownership about it.

Sure, still, fuck the Yankees though.

Sabathia is the second-greatest midseason rental of all time.

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

After 3 weeks, Melvin Gordon tired of being a Sans Dinero Charger.

But at least the new helmet is working out though.

This is the worst episode of Ballers ever. 

And don’t forget the NFL has a standing policy that, unlike Tom Brady or Aaron Rodgers, a defender using his helmet to smash Cam Newton’s helmet (and Russell Wilson’s) is not a personal foul and, in fact, is encouraged.

Cam Newton is selfish can be described in on play, 4th and goal on the one yard line:
Selfish Cam - takes the snap, dives over the pile, scores.
“Good football” Cam - Hands it off to Christian Mccaffrey, who runs 20 yards to the left, before being tackled for a one yard loss (also acceptable, Cam drops back for a pass…

It’s insane to me that in the year of our Lord 2019 we’re still having “Cam Newton is selfish” conversations. The guy has had no offensive line, no noteworthy receivers, and a platoon of overrated running backs basically ever since he came in the league, and has muscled them to numerous playoff berths and a Super Bowl.

Jeez Paul, why not just wear a sign that says "I'm a racist" on you at all times? Cuz that's one goddamn racist take.

Cam Newton is playing injured and probably has been playing injured for the last 3 or so years. He continued to play, because the Panther’s only other option at that point was...*check notes*...A literal robot who was programmed to throw turnovers and make racial slurs. He didn’t play because he was selfish, he played…

I know what you said are technically names and words, but just a heads up, none of it makes sense. 

Shane was an exceptional device in moving certain things forward; the Invasion angle doesn’t work without him. And like you say, when he’s gone for a while he invariably gets a big pop coming back.