This post ought to be part of a follow up article.

By QB rating, Rob Johnson is also the Bills’ fourth-best starting QB of all time. 

Unfortunately you are also female so be prepared to get upset at things I say.

The offensive line statistically played worse than Peterman.

Isn’t it called “American Soccer” over there?

Yeah, the 85 percent of the country that has no idea what Roy Rogers is or where they’re located.

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

Hopefully he’ll rogain back his confidence.

It’s tough to watch him recede like this. I really didn’t think he’d be one of these hair today, gone tomorrow guys. Figured you could plug him into any system and he could expose all sorts of coverage issues.

Why did they slow down the video?

Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

This is the worst take and you should be ashamed.

Celtics fan here. Took about 30 min for me to process that they actually won. During the 4th, my fiancé said, “Wow, if the Celtics manage to win you get 15 min of head.” High fives all around! See ya’ll back on this thread in 15.4 min.

Good on his parents for making sure the kid stays hydrated.

Funny, that’s about the age I was when I snuck my first taste of beer, also a Coors Light. Saw it on the counter, took a swig, then caught a fatherly backhand right to the kisser. The old man did me a favor though, because it knocked the awful taste of beer right out of my mouth.

It’s like these idiots don’t understand basic economics! Here’s a little tip, you fucking morons. A supply and demand crash course—are you ready for it? Instead of trying to sell Steph Curry signature sneakers, a product no one needs or wants—maybe try selling a product EVERYONE needs and wants. It’s called the free…

Wrong Said Fred.

He should rename himself to Wayne, cuz he ain’t got no D!

I’d go with “Deserted Island.”

$10 that tomorrow’s NYP back cover is “CAST AWAY!!!”