“Amphetamines? What do frogs have to do with this?”

- Emmitt Smith

On the one hand, I really do believe that Clemens deserves to be in the Hall of Fame. On the other, I was a HUGE fan of Roy Halladay in The ‘Burbs.

Lavonte David has some thoughts.

I don’t know how much Lovie really helped Jameis. Kid was already pretty offensive before he got to Tampa Bay.

Stupid. Just stupid.

Dismissing a redshirt senior from the team? Wow, that’s real action!

Wonderful Kinja.

This is unacceptable by Carolina. Trash-talk is fine, but once the baseball bats are introduced it becomes a blatant act of WAR.

I somehow want these to be made into an advent calendar.

• An ambitious corn dog that escaped from the concession stand at a rural Alabama fairground, stole an unattended wig, hopped a freight train to Atlantic City and never looked back

Thank you, Anna, for doing the Lord’s work.

Next to transfer: Kyle Field

Sumlin doesn't add up.

First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

Dwight Howard is the NBA equivalent to a frozen hamburger

Hey asshole, you were the one creaming over Pryor’s production against fucking children. Sorry if you took an unneccessary level of umbrage at me implying that he might not stand out so much against the best in the fucking world.

No fucking shit, genius.

His unusually long routes require a QB that can make a 12-step drop

It makes no sense. Someone who works for the Browns must be drunk or something.