It means that the Browns will, eventually, have to change their name.

“How is this news?” says guy who clicks on news article.

‘NOBODY CARES!’ - Guy who responds to every single last Michael Sam article on the internet.

oh no, just wait until Rajon learns the truth about his rollerskating pals

“Irishman wins bout in sport that really should be banned.”

Gregg Popovich is the cranky old uncle who on your 18th birthday gives you the best advice you will ever hear in your lifetime, something that you will carry in your heart for the rest of your days.

Bill Belichick is the cranky old uncle who loses you in a card game with heroin dealers.

Gregg Popovich is the best current coach in the NBA.

The NBA operates on a certain assumption of good faith

Karl-Anthony Towns wasn’t yet born when Garnett made his NBA debut. Blake Griffin was six.

Stick around for Towns’ reaction, it’s the best.

I know comparing players across eras is kind of a hot take...but fucking PRIME Kevin Garnett would have absolutely eaten Blake Griffen alive.

Holy shit! KG just stole Blake Griffin’s New 2016 Kia Soul!

My personal and probably wrong tinfoil hat theory is that it’s more that the league office found the Sixers embarrassing enough that they strongly urged the Sixers to hire a babysitter.

LSU thought they had the budget to give Fisher everything he needed to be successful, but the cost of relocating the entire Tallahassee police department to Baton Rouge proved to be prohibitive.

Stanisclasse always struggled in one-round fights.

Ominous.

I think you inadvertently proved his point.

Christ, Harvard really is insufferable in every imaginable way.

As always, there’s nothing as quite as smile-inducing as a room full of ecstatic college football players.