And Owens changed his Twitter name to Kip Stern in memory of Dusty. It was really tough reading all of the eulogies.

I liked Sami Zayn’s stories:

I played my first and only season of fantasy football in 2006. I drafted LT first, but had no quarterback. I traded Cedric Benson for a questionable Brett Favre who happened to have a resurgent year coming back from injury. I owned that league. I dominated so thoroughly that I have refused to play since because I know…

as someone thats 6’3 250+, theres no fucking way that guy is only 300lbs,

I don’t understand how he could have pitched only 16.2 innings but appeared in 17 games with 5 starts.

He’s the rare pitcher who really just works the middle of the plate.

300lbs? Did they weigh him on the moon?

And yet nothing on earth is worse than having to listen to your roommate all puffy and sweaty whining about their limp coke dick when you are high and making a sandwich at 3 in the morning.

Ah, but have you ever had cocaine... on weed?

Finally someone talking some sense around here.

Why does everyone want to legalize weed? Weed is boring. Cocaine is the most fun drug of them all.

Calls for more stringent hair-based drug testing were backed up by several former NCAA hoops stars, chief among them Charlie Villanueva.

1776, 1812, 1918, 1945, and now 2015. USA, kicking Europe’s ass for 2 1/2 centuries!

Come on guys...we’re gonna get to see the great QB competition between Brian Hoyer, Ryan Mallett and Fred Sav, I mean, Tom Savage! Appointment television...

Dear NFL,

Great. Another reality show about people from Texas with brain damage.

Was hoping for the Bills. It would be like shining a light under the bed of the weird kid in college.

On the plus side, we’ll actually get to SEE the hard hat and lunchpail JJ Watt shows up with everyday.

Hey, it can’t be as bad as last year.