Child Please

Lets just pray they don't win the national title

Fingers crossed for the Funbag

So the refs gave them something and then took it back? If only there were a name for this type of gift giving......

I'm just a little pissy that I'm still working on the afternoon before Thanksgiving, and wanted to force you to look at a big picture of Bill Belichick kissing a woman. LOOK AT IT.

I vote no on Vodka Sam, but would vote yes on her pal's expression however

In related news: Antonio Cromartie also has a higher shooting % than the Cavs' first-round draft pick

Michael Irvin saw plenty of snow at the U

I'm not sure who has surprised me more with their comments in these past couple of weeks Rob Ford or Dana White. I mean what the f*** is going on in their brains?

John Allen for the Deadspin HOF

- Tim Tebow
- Aaron Hernandez
- Steve Smith (Panthers, the other one can die)
- Greg Schiano/ Schiano Men
- Dan Snyder
- Rob Ford

That's the only way I would respect Jordan as an owner

Harden's beard, Wilson's beard, Anthony Davis' uni-brow and either one of the Ryan Boys' mullets in a death match, who ya got? ( Oh yeah and some lame joke about Harden not playing defense, like the other 60-70% of NBA players)

+1 perfect

I guess the old saying is true " Where there's smoke a coach is fired"

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken - Colonel Sanders

+1.....you win the internet for today sir

+1 Lifelock Commercial

+1 Bob Costas rant

It is believed Sandusky was in Fargo to scout the North Dakota State football team.