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McLaren Can Am and F1 cars were solid papaya orange back in the day. The light blue and Gulf orange livery was used on JWA Fords and Porsches running in sports car championship races.

It’s too bad your boomer ancestors went on that first date.

I’d be perfectly happy driving a 1960 Ferrari 250 GT.

The machinery of Capitalism is lubricated with the blood of the workers.

EVs racing in the Mint 400 - when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

This.

That’s nothing. My wife got a GMC Terrain loaner while her Chevy Volt was in the shop last year. Observe:

Yesterday’s insurrection was an event far more damaging to our country than 9/11 or even Pearl Harbor.

Another good reason to avoid air travel in 2021.

Why?

Musk has less chance of setting foot on Mars in his lifetime than he does of creating a self driving car that can function in the real world without killing everyone.

You can pull the rope up now, I’m on board.

I live in Oregon and I have three Alfas (Spider Veloce, 4C, Giulia Ti) that I will have to leave behind if we have to evacuate because of the fires. Things are bad here.

Breonna Taylor was. Black Lives Matter or no lives matter.

All my cars are the same color.

My 2015 4C Coupe was the least practical car I could afford. I love it.

The Donald J. Trump Presidential Supermax Prison/Casino/Whorehouse is what you’re looking for I think.

If you’ve got enough money, I guess you can do whatever you want for a hobby. If I was going to re-create a car from scratch, I think it would be either an Alfa Romeo 8C 2300 Monza or a Ferrari 250 SWB.

I live in Oregon, which has no sales tax. Back in 2016 I was looking for an Alfa Romeo 4C to buy. There wasn’t a dealer in Oregon at the time, but I found just the car I was looking for in Sacramento. I arranged the deal over the phone and drove down in my trade in to buy the car. I was told that if they delivered the

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