MAGA!

Happy birthday to Alfa Romeo. My garage salutes you.

White people shouldn’t be allowed to have guns.

But what about the ladies? Do they get an equivalent product?

Some things can never be unseen.

Or we could save all that money and stop dropping bombs on non-white people all over the world. Maybe do something productive and beneficial with it instead.

This article makes a very good point. I have an Alfa 4C and a Giulia. Alfa provides a plastic license plate mount for both, but to install them you have to screw the plate mounts directly into the front fascia. Not gonna happen for my cars. The solution for me was to buy rather expensive and complicated plate holders…

Harbor Freight is the place to buy tools that you only plan to use once. Don’t think I’ll be picking up any jack stands from them though.

Yep, imported Soviet steel that started rusting immediately.

For a while, I was forced to make do with only two cars: a 2006 Honda Element and 2015 Alfa Romeo 4C. The Element is the most practical car ever made. The 4C is the least practical car I could afford. While they do differ to a degree in intended usage, their similarities are striking. They’re both red, have four…

Bernie told me personally that I could have as many cars as I want. But you’re partly right, I don’t need them. But I like them and I only drive one of them at a time. In fact, the last time I dropped the Spider Veloce off at the shop, I took the bus home. Moron.

I’m a Bernie supporter and have proudly never voted for a Republican in 42 years of voting. I have three Alfa Romeos (Spider Veloce, 4C, Giulia) and a Honda (Element). My wife has a Chevy Volt. Lying traitor Trump can bite my dick.

If only it was a two door coupe. Sigh.

The whole baby boomers vs. generation X vs. generation Y vs. generation whatever thing is just another made up identity politics outrage culture thing designed to keep us divided, distracted, and at each others throats while Wall Street sucks all of dry. ALL OF US. Wake the fuck up and see what's really going on.

Thanks for all the great reads. Gonna miss you.

If he's working for a Republican candidate, I would suggest he get a Lada. If he's working for Trump, he could consider upgrading that to a Zil.

NASCAR?

There is nothing Alfa Romeo about this other than the badging. 

Umm...

I thought Buicks were already the first Chinese cars sold in America.