Get McKinley laid!

Human Poochie's name was Roy. He went to live with two sexy ladies.

I just started working at a comic store a few months ago, and Shaft is hands down my favorite thing that has come out this year. In fact, it has even inspired me to write my own detective novel starring a black private detective. Except he's also Jewish. The most disappointing thing is that the Shaft books seem to…

Those hats were actually a thing. Kids would take their father's old fedoras and turn them inside out.

I say, "Fuck you, Jobu."

I'm a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys… we're a different breed.

How was there no Boy Meets World question?

Mister Shoop is a truly excellent teacher.

How rude!

My answer is two-fold: The Mark Levin Show and the Michael Savage Show. They are so right wing that their shows are hate speech. BUT I LISTEN ALL THE TIME.

If you're not counting The Man With One Red Shoe, I guess.

Where's the Sharon Ventura love? Just kidding, she sucks.

Remember when Tom Hanks was funny? I'd like that to happen again

It was a mix. The sign in board was a caricature of me in a Next Gen uniform. The shirt said, "I partied warp speed at Bryan's Bar Mitzvah". Mostly, it was a bunch of 13 year olds freak dancing, because 1996.

Breaking Bad.

Now I just want to talk about Bar Mitzvah themes. I'll go first. Mine was Star Trek.

Murray gets extra cranky because he's fasting and Bev needs to find an open bagel place because something happened and Break Fast is going to be ruined! This is a freebie, Adam F. Goldberg.

The most hilarious of the High Holidays.

The detail was the Middle East. My grandfather was a dentist by trade, and his job was Sanitation Officer. Sometimes the word "Chief" is thrown in front, but I can't confirm that. He does tell stories about how he would visit different cities, and the mayors of these Muslim places would show off their Jewish…

With Erica's line about her Jew-y last name (my paraphrase) and the use of the term yenta this week, when can we expect at least a semi-Jewish themed episode? The dwindling length of seders may be too specific, but maybe a Hannukah episode?