So the Legends won’t be skipping this crossover? Although I can understand why they’ve been left out a bit lately: that show is less about superheroes and more a wacky Doctor Who which changes genre every single episode. And I’m here for it.

What else would one expect from such a circle jerk?

These comments are why I cum here. 

I seemen what you did there.  

And yet: Fox News is still standing.  

OnAN spilled enough seed of lies already.

Newsmax sez hi.

Swept into the ocean is too boring. I want to imagine megalodons doing this to mammoths with death metal inexplicably playing as background music. 

All while standing on a giant space turtle.

My guess is that it ended up on a chunk of detached ice floe from SE Alaska or coastal Canada. That would have given it a head start in terms of distance from shore, as during most of the ice age, ocean levels were quite a bit lower than they are today. The difference was most pronounced in arctic regions (such as the…

it fell off of noaks ark

Elephants are strong long distance swimmers — they can paddle continuously for hours, and they’re naturally buoyant so they can easily float to rest. Maybe mammoths were good swimmers also? Maybe this guy was just out for a casual swim, caught himself a float nap, and wound up in a ocean current or something.

No doubt it was trying this trick...

Even he gets boarded sometimes...

Avoiding imperial entanglements, well, that’s the real trick, isn’t it?

It’s hard to know exactly how the mammoth tusk ended up so far from shore

I finally sat down to watch this to see what all the hubbub was about. I was sure people must have been exaggerating. They were not; it was fucking regressive as hell and terribly unfunny. 

“Look I’m not sorry about platforming transphobia, I’m just sorry I wasn’t better able to bullshit you about it.”