I started college 40 years ago this month, and I was the first Black person many of my fellow students at Adrian College met. For a girl from Detroit, this was remarkable and too much fucking responsibility.

It’s Texas. There are thousands of churches that would be happy to host their Klan rally. They specifically targeted a black church because they wanted to send a message, and waving the Confederate Flag and slurring “Blue Lives Matter” wasn’t quite enough for these assholes if they couldn’t also force black people to…

Or even a truck stop, I’d wager they could have found one that loves Trump.

I think. If I’m being honest, I don’t know what frankincense or myrrh is

Look, all I know from being raised Catholic is that every time the priest said, “This is the body of Christ”... he held up a little white cracker.

Also I’m assuming lots and lots of drugs? 

Yeah, that’s a rough 36. Reading about his criminal history, probably from a lifetime of drug addiction. Instead of serious help, he was thrown in prison where he probably joined a neo-Nazi gang. Or maybe he was already a POS Nazi before the drugs or prison, but still, I doubt it helped. Probably what he meant about…

Its redneck aging. I grew up in the deep rural south and even though I am now 43 and moved away, whenever I come back to visit people there my age or younger look like they are a good 20+ years older than me.

Wait... dude is 36?!?!? I know hate ages you but damn

I am here to serve.

Is there anything you can’t make funny? “Sweaty-Assed-Mud-Butt” You are joy.

So much supremacy. I’m getting tired of all the supremacy. Can’t even go out to eat now without some big-bellied, stick’n’poke, sweaty-assed mud-butt shaking his acorn in peoples’ faces. They call it supreme and it don’t even come with sour cream. It is just mayo. Lord, lord. This is the best you got? This guy and…

“Some fuckin’ master race!”

Maybe they got tired of yelling at Juan Williams?

On Sunday, Rep. Bass also appeared on Fox News...

No, Karen. We good.

So true. I know of two large Baptist churches in my city that has totally dropped the “Baptist” moniker, mostly because the Southern Baptists have pretty much destroyed the reputation of the word. Of course, being in the North, these churches aren’t even affiliated with the Southern Baptist Convention, they are with…

Definitely. If you say you're not a racist, I'm feeling pretty good about assuming you are a racist.

Yikes, the very demographic for whom the “Southern Strategy” was drafted.

Exactly. This ain’t her first rodeo. It’s just the biggest ring.