a gaggle of “mostly white” men and women who have followed the president’s roving MAGA hate-fests from place to place

Are they ok with that?

“Have your form of payment READY when you get up here!”

“These guys are going to work like we do every day and all they want to feel respect and appreciation, and when you go to work and you don’t feel either one of those, you get depressed...”

I’m kinda loving this idea. Lines at the cash registers would move much faster.

Yeah. I’m legitimately puzzled as to why they didn’t get aggrieved officers. Or just actors to play upset officers, since Fox News is about as factual as reality television. Perhaps less so. 

If only we could get him to agree to never use Twitter. 

Either that or he conflated “Alabama” with “Bahamas.” His dementia-fueled aphasia makes this a likely possibility.

Absolutely. If your kid wants to see Frozen, by all means, go ahead. And if I’m in the audience at Frozen, I’m not going to get upset if there’s a bunch of kids there. That’s the intended audience. Generally speaking, if your kid is old enough to ask to see the movie, that’s okay.

Agreed. When my kid acted up we took her outside. Period.

The chart was buried under old McDonald’s wrapper and KFC buckets. Trump rooted it out when he started getting embarrassed about not knowing where Alabama is. 

Displaying the dead rats will frighten the live rats into leaving. It’s like when Vlad the Impaler displayed bodies all along the route into Transylvania.

They really can’t. Every one of them is thoroughly insulated by vast wealth and privilege. None of them actually need to work like common folk. They just want to feed their egos and further their fascist agendas. 

That would be a step up from all the other options. But points for the Caligula reference. 

fOneticks. No REAS+n for 2 F in jaraf! ALL APOLOGIZE!

Ah. So it’s a pricing issue. That clears it up.

There’s a pretty plausible theory making the rounds on Twitter than Trump’s dementia has advanced significantly, and his handlers are reducing his public appearances as much as possible, which is why Pence got sent abroad. The theory says the G7 conference overtaxed him, and fatigue is exacerbating his incoherence. Thi…

he says they’re gonna get it in fees at border crossings

We all know what happened here. Once Stormin’ Orange started getting heat for being stupid about Alabama, he rooted around the Oval Office under old hamberder wrappers and KFC buckets, and found an outdated map he’d been shown days before. He pulled out his Sharpie and scribbled a misshapen blob on it, to “show” he…

Plus there’s no way in hell he can spell “giraffe.”