Yep, if you want bigger fires. And I’m beginning to think that’s the point of all this. Meth-head Barbie has been ordered to self-destruct to draw attention away from something. 

Good point. There’s no other reason for going full David Duke unless you’re trying to create a distraction. 

“What’s your ethnicity?”

Closed captioning. 

It also perpetuates the idea that the obscenely wealthy actually have to “work.” At that level, money makes itself. All you really have to do is avoid being stupid (which is where Donald Trump failed) and you’ll amass more money. Diversify your investments, make sure no single person has control of any aspect of your…

That is sheer poetry, and I’m going to have it printed and framed. 

This is all about theater. The GOP needs to provide some sound bites for Fox News to repeat to the base. And that’s what they did. It doesn’t matter that it looks stupid or racist to us. What matters is that chunks of it can be regurgitated into the open beaks of MAGA pigeons. 

ICE is probably including him in the round-up. 

Yes, except Cardi would threaten to bitchwalk his orange ass off the stage at least three times.

I didn’t say I’d vote f0r her. But the campaign would be highly entertaining. 

And maybe a little bit before then, too. 

he knows how to work up his ignorant redneck base

In conclusion: Cardi B 2024.

It’s got a nice ring to it. Unfortunately, we’d need a bigger boat to get it all on there.

It’s not like he’s an out-of-control rapist.

It’s humiliating for me to be on TV right now.

-Kurt Vonnegut

LOL, Geraldo. He’s not better than that, you idiot. That’s exactly what he is.

Donald Dinghy? 

Yes, can we please address the elephant in the room? Why is there a fucking boat in front of the White House? Is it a bribe? Is it part of a parade — perhaps another dumbass “Celebration of Trump”? Is the Mango Moron expecting Pennsylvania Avenue to flood?