I think I speak for almost everyone when I say:

Already done. 

Yeah, others said the same. On the positive side, he doesn’t have dementia.

Can’t argue with hard evidence. 

Honestly, I’d be surprised to find out he’s allowed to touch her at all. 

Forgot the Canadian thing. Sajak > Trump, but the bar is set very low. Hell, Vanna > Trump.

I know. In the dim and diseased recesses of his mind, he’s still running against Hillary. The worst part is that his followers suck that bullshit up like Hoovers in MAGA hats. 

I know. You find yourself snickering and then you remember children in cages. It’s emotionally exhausting. 

The problem is, he doesn’t seem to grasp ... well, anything ... but he definitely doesn’t grasp that these are media companies and his attacks actually boost their ratings and valuations. But, of course, he doesn’t believe he’s deeply unpopular, either.

You have good dreams. 

Seems plausible. I would hope that pedophilia is a bridge too far for Fox News. I’m not certain of it, but I would hope so.

Melania doesn’t change him. Pretty sure that’s Mick Mulvaney’s job.

I wish someone had pushed Alex Trebek into running. Or even Pat Sajak. The olds would have elected them in a landslide. 

Everyone at Fox News is still enjoying the long weekend after attending The Trump 4th of July Patriotic Spectacular Achomlishmet. They’ll get back to work tomorrow and start feeding the MAGA herds their customary diet of sheer stupidity.

Eat it up? They fucking monetize it:

To be fair, there are pictures of Melania’s breasts all over the Internet. I’m not sure what the fuss is about. Trump got what he paid for.

If Sherman could burn down the Atlanta airport, I’d be all right with it. 

It definitely speaks volumes about USA Today’s readership.

The straitjacket is a nice touch. 

Bionic cockroaches.