Do the Titans and Jags play an annual Thursday night game? I’m still recovering from this visual assault:

Please release your list, Mr. President.

My seventh grade self regrets to inform you that mono can be caught without kissing.

Eli is the NFL’s Black Swan.

In Williams’ defense, you not going to organize your defense to stop some guy you’ve never heard of.

It’s becoming more and more clear that the December 15th clash at MetLife stadium between the winless Dolphins and the winless Giants will determine the trajectory of the NFL for the next decade.

This is the Giants' long-term plan as well.

He hasn't been the same since the Panther's undefeated season.

“I don’t disagree with you...”

I have no affection for anything from Baltimore or anyone named Harbaugh, but I found myself cheering the Ravens’ decision to run a fake punt up 35-3 and then go for in on fourth down to get their total to 59.

It’s “Call me when you try to wake her up.”

In communist China, wave does you.

I agree with you about the back roads, but my God the highways are awful.

Fire walk with me.

How about anything other than a POS Jeep? Am I the only one sick of the OMG-My-Crappy-Jeep-Is-Crap reports?

Did you watch the Giants last year?

To be fair to the Giants management, they’ve never won a game with a black quarterback. Gotta play the odds.

But likely only for one season. I can’t envision a season two for Jones.

Should I be at all concerned that the GM of the NFL team I support doesn’t know which conference Ohio State plays in?