Everyone is criticizing Gettleman for picking Jones, but give the man some credit. The Giants now have their back-up QB of the future.

I imagine the new Mrs. Guy has a fondness for chokers.

I will not miss not having Zion Williamson at Duke for another game or two. I’ll see plenty of him when he’s on the Warriors.

Can’t we all just celebrate the elimination of Duke for 24 hours without Deadspin trying to ruin it?

I cordially request that the Deadspin editors focus exclusively today on articles explaining how Duke lost. Quality of analysis is not required; volume is everything.

Based on the time stamp of your comment, I would suggest that at all three are equally likely to be valid.

Half a million to get into a school whose most famous alumni are Will Ferrell, ButtFumble, and O.J. Simpson.

Gettleman is doing for the Giants what Gorbachev did to the USSR.

This guy doesn’t strike me as a fan of jazz.

If you have plans to visit a highway exit in the future, the free night certificate can really pay off.

If you have plans to visit a highway exit in the future, the free night certificate can really pay off.

Who cheats in order to run a 1:58 half marathon? 

This is complete rubbish. My mind is completely open to new music, the only reason I tune it all out is that I have yet to identify find a single artist that can compare with the genius that is Radiohead.

So much gold...unfortunately this is the first image that came to mind:

Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.

Reading is fundamental.

And who among us is not insufferable? 

But I have promises to keep, and miles of rage before I sleep.

You can take the trash out of Perry County, but you can’t take Perry County out of the trash.

Washington Service Thankers

I stopped reading restaurant reviews and food magazines because I couldn’t handle reading either of these two terms ever again.