And put myself at risk for catching autism? No thanks!

Our thoughts and prayers go out to Covington’s rascist jaw.

Every vehicle with fewer than 12 cylinders is a compromise.

Right, because when you hand over a check to the local government, you get to decide how it is spent.

It's like a metaphor - but it really happened.

I loved how the announcers gradually upgraded Young from “best player on the field” to “best player in America.”

It’s not surprising that the average price for Landover games is around $20 for the rest of the season according to Stubhub. The average Patriots game is about $225.

Thanks!

Could you be more specific? I didn’t see anything unusual in the 4 seconds I spent following your advice.

The answer was in some car ad a few years ago.

“When the animal is house-trained...”

That's precisely why I voted NP. Gotta look out for #1.

I really do expect more from our high school graduates.

“Can’t wait to hear Stugotz tomorrow”

“Bosa is a typical Ohio numbnut mouth breather. Him and his brother are so retarded...”

Lincoln had to fire a bunch of generals before he found Grant.

I’m pretty sure Joe Gibbs is still alive.

Football law in this country is not governed by reason.

Another Burfict crime.

Spoke too soon