I would like to take a moment to thank Vladimir Putin and Eli Manning for stealing those rings from the Patriots.

As far as food shows go, his is pretty good. I get why people hate on him, but I don’t mind an over-sized, goofy personality on TV. Maybe I just wish I had his puppy-like enthusiasm for everything. Maybe it’s just that I want the greasy crap being consumed on his show.

R63 AMG is always the answer.  

I’m sure Queen was named after this fine automobile.

From what I’ve seen, Trump’s base pays pretty close attention to our Jewish friends.

Who edits the editor-in-chief?

It’s Corvette weekend in Carlisle. I won’t be at the fairgrounds, but I never miss a parade.

Except for the one on BaT currently (30 min left). It’s wildly underpriced.

With age comes wisdom, but sometimes age comes alone.

Yeah, but it costs a small fortune to use those blinkers.

My heavens this is good. I am completely unable to discern the true nature of your comments. Just when I think you’re having a bit a fun, I suspect that you actually mean what you’ve written. Kudos Mr. BMW Driver.

Just a reminder for everyone: there was no total eclipse of the sun under Obama.

Over at Oversteer today, Doug DeMuro argues that the E38 7 series is the best looking sedan of all time. I’d much rather look at the current Mazda 6.

It’s OK, some cars are practically begging to be treated rough.

How much clearer can I say, “THERE’S ALWAYS MONEY ON THE BMW?”

Please forward to David Tracy. He’s still learning.

“Well, I was mauled by a Jaguar, learned nothing about driving, and my Dune paperback was ruined.”

I’ve got news for you. If you lost weight, you were in a calorie deficit.

This is the blandest sports car imaginable. I wouldn’t have guessed it was a Camaro; I have no memory of this version existing. Crack Pipe.

This is one of the saddest stories I’ve read in a long time.