I’m still trying to wrap my head around the assertion that there are people who have jumped on the Bengal Bandwagon.

Devin is new to these parts.

I’ll assume most of you are adults. Would you have been better off if your parents had actively worked to get you to love their music? I personally shudder to think of the consequences had my parents chosen that course of action.

This one never gets old.

Another insightful post from the Anal Retentive Chef.

I had the same thought.

There also seems to be pretty strong support for the Giants in parts of NE Pennsylvania.

South Central PA has some strange sports demographics. The Steelers and Eagles obviously have their fans, but the Ravens are the closest team for most. There are some holdout Redskins fans as well, I suspect from them previously holding their training camp in Carlisle.

Why wasn’t the Atlee community doing anything to discourage this thuggish behavior?

I can’t imagine the monster who would slice off all of the tread from a Conservative Firebrand’s tires.

Limited Appeal would be more accurate.

I’ve been living in the US of A for over half a century and everything I know about Jacksonville I obtained through the annual Why Your Team Sucks report on the Jaguars.

I respect your right to write shitty, pointless articles.

While I can appreciate the trolling (Kid A, Sgt. Pepper), I can not abide the disrespect toward Pig Lib. (Do Not Feed the) Oyster is unquestionably the greatest mollusk-related rock song in music history.

When you return to Earth, please use your Star Child powers to eliminate the gremlins in my 1999 V70XC.

This take is wrong. The SS is a terrible car in every conceivable way and should be avoided at all cost. No one should even look in the direction of a manual transmission SS once they begin to drop below $30K. 

Let us all know when you plan on relocating so we can give you all of our great ideas about how to improve your home according to our wishes.

Having a flat six right behind your head.

I expect that these fine vehicles will run perfectly until late November, when they will immobilized by a massive increase in pressure.

Crazy hero is the second best type of hero.