Relax, you only need to suffer through three more games of this ad.

I think I’m beginning to understand the problem at the root of the Capitals’ perennial choking.

It’s got to be the SLK body on G-wagen chassis used by Jim Rogers, Adventure Capitalist.

What in the name of all that is holy did I just see? Can hipsters afford Porsches now? Are nano-breweries and toast emporiums that profitable?

Unfortunately this list is missing a critical item: shampoo.

I’m a Real Person and I think the Malibu is an absolutely beautiful automobile. I can’t believe it’s made by Americans here in America! It actually costs less than $80K!

Does anyone know how many people ordered the infamous leather-lined air vents? Because I don’t see this as the primary reason for Porsche’s profit margins.

No part of me wants to live in that universe.

Apple Inc. fits the bill.

As a New Jersey native who spent three years in government-directed exile in Fairfax county, I’d like to add to the chorus of unsympathetic voices. Obviously, the Redskins are the most unworthy of sympathy. The other three are less hateable due to their histories of ineptitude and relatively timid fan bases. Listening…

Is this vehicle suitable for other birds of prey? I prefer to hunt with eagles.

I can’t think of a more idiotic logic for purchasing a car than trying to please a four-year old boy. John, buy what you want, you’re a big boy now.

Even German graffiti is orderly and of high quality.

Sure, just jump right into the circle of dickishness.

Unless it’s a BMW. Then the reason is clear.

They’ve got a 415 hp sedan with a stick, but you better get it soon.

Nothing at all, but thanks for asking.

When I was ten, I often sat around and wondered what would make me happy when I turned 50.

Nature kid, he ain’t got no function.

Brevity is the soul of wit.