I have to admit that when he sent that tweet I didn’t immediately think: “I bet someday this guy wins a national championship and graduates from college.”

Penn State’s healing process continues.

All vanity plates suck. Jalopnik proved this earlier.

I hesitate to attribute to dementia what could be more readily explained by Trump being a moronic narcissist.

Let’s stick to the rascism; no need to bring back Deflategate.

That’s an odd bonging sound at :22. Reminds me of Packt Like Sardines in a Crushd Tin Box.

The only time I ever cried due to a vehicle was when I got hit by a bus. The only other time I cried is when a miniature horse died.

He may have secrets, but this isn’t one of them.

I’d say it’s about time we rename all the southern military bases that are named after Confederate generals. For starters I propose that Fort Lee be called Fort Grant.

I can’t decide whether this is the worst or the best.

I’m just thankful one of these two is McCaffrey. Otherwise, I can’t imagine the number of comments we’d be reading about grit and teamwork.

To summarize: car reviewer determines that tiny, old, underpowered hatchback that no one ever has claimed has any sporting pretensions is no fun to drive.

If I have learned one thing from Jalopnik, it’s that all Audis are designed in a manner which requires the engine to be removed in order to add wiper fluid.

This is the one I need.

The interior color is None More Red.

I hate to support Robin Thicke on this, but I’ve always thought that this was a silly lawsuit. So many songs are more obvious rip-offs.

After the inspiring meeting, Jim and Sarah headed to a local restaurant for a celebratory meal. Both were looking forward to visiting “best Olive Garden in the world.”

If Jorge Mario Bergoglio had chosen to become Pope Urban IX, do you think Harbaugh visits the Vatican? 

I also never played past high school, but I freque

Seems like a lot of effort just to convince his wife that he keeps “forgetting” to put the toilet seat down.