Do the white dots along your route indicate projected breakdown points?

That’s a good one! Keep ‘em coming!

Concur. Most young parents vastly overrate how much room they’ll need in a vehicle. We never had anything larger than an Accord for two kids and a V70 for three young ones. Eventually got a CX-9 once they all became teenagers.

He’s America’s Greatest Teenager. Can’t you read?

Well, Russia’s greatest strategic challenger is now being led by a clown. So there’s that.

That’s a veritable den of Surrender Cobras.

I believe Nathan For You beat them to the punch.

Ohio State fan here. I can appreciate Harbaugh’s batshit intensity, although I imagine his lunacy would be less endearing if he manages to win a Game or two.

I thought VW was trying to make consumers disassociate the words “Volkswagen” and “emissions.”

Beats the shit out of black.

Blue, red, maroon, burgundy, green, copper red mica, light blue, gray, carmon red metallic.

Buy whatever the hell car you want and buy your daughter a 2010 Corolla.

As a father of three teenagers, I’d like to declare that $30K is far too much to be spending on a car for a child.

Don’t be afraid, youngins. It’s not as bad as Two-Sheds makes it out to be.

Why is he doing this in March? Dr. Meyer gives him his butt work every November.

That cheese grater under the front bumper hurts to look at. Otherwise it’s fine.

The last few games of the 2016 season weren’t bad either.

Dan Snyder could wipe his ass with John Riggins’ jersey at the 5o-yard line at Fedex Field and Redksins fans will keep buying tickets.

Gotta stop eating those orange peanuts.

You win, Mr. Gristle.