What the hell kind of market are you in?

Cлучайно?

Just declare it a limited edition Porsche Cayenne SC and watch the price inflate.

If you are as famous as Reuben Foster, “Do you know who I am?” isn’t a card - it’s a bluff.

I’m not sure why you’re honoring the 209, but I’m damn glad you did.

I’m waiting for someone to produce a video with Alec Baldwin riding one of these around the White House and seeing terrors everywhere he looks.

WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?

Joey,

Just a few samples of ancient Russian wisdom:

I don’t mind harshing on him. $10K for a 16-year old is a waste of money. My kids get to drive whatever their parents aren’t using.

How about a 1948 Jeep? Lots of birds getting killed with that stone.

I promise you Flynn passed on that one.

You failed to mention that a principal can declare a snow day whenever the teachers’ edition of a textbook goes missing.

This backlash to Color Rush has gone too far.

I’m surprised the Panamera joke took 10 minutes to appear.

The DC suburbs are horrible. Every single person there is trying to extract as much milk as possible from the government teat while living as far away from the city as possible. Tysons Corner only exists to cut down on the commute for the beltway bandits. Every child in northern Virginia is taking ADHD medications to…

Thanks, Captain Obvious.

Me too.

Never attribute to dementia behavior that can more easily be attributed to stupidity.

Were they actually invited? I imagine the guest list only included Kraft, Belichick, Brady, Gronk, Edelman, Amendola, Hogan, and Gostkowski.