Concur. Our national self-inflicted wound makes this shitty match-up even less relevant.

Yes, it would have been news.

Her gift to the world is the mind-blowing Cruze interior color options of Dark Atmosphere or Jet Black.

I’m just happy to see him go. I don’t think too much about announcers, but damn this guy annoyed me.

I’d love to offer my opinion, but I haven’t really been paying attention. I’m just a positive person.

The deaths are the most on record since December.

Why do we seem to accept the fact that a graduate of the University of Michigan is blissfully unaware of the world outside of his bubble?

Finally, a hard top a pirate can love!

That didn’t take long.

In Russia, it’s not murder if they’re married. It’s an overabundance of love.

Just don’t be a douch-eh about it.

Nice kick, but this isn’t a field goal.

She sure is dumb. Next thing you know she’ll be losing a twitter war with Ted Cruz.

Non voglio bere vino, grazie. Avete il latte?

On whose orders was Mr. Harrison operating? Has Belichick’s phone been seized yet?

The admittedly amusing scene which would ensue from a Patriots victory is NOT worth it. Do I need to remind everyone of this? Are there no Patriots fans in your workplaces?

This is irony, right?

Quarterbacks don’t just fall down by themselves. I just want to know the truth.

Won’t anyone support the single-digit millionaires?