Damn dirty dark chocolate hipsters!

I’ll give Garner’s dad a pass, but I’ve recently developed an urge to smack her in the head every time she appears.

Could be the racism and xenophobia:

Thank heavens we have the Danes to explain to us how to enjoy winter.

Cooley’s been playing the insider card since the Redskins dropped him years ago. I doubt he’s spoken with any of the current players.

I’m so damn old. I was wondering how those hipsters could afford to have a helicopter waiting for them once they got on the main road.

Try telling this to a Redskins fan today.

And skiers.

“You’re too good of a player to do that. You’re too good of a player.”

Impressive. Harbaugh ran the count to 0-2 before he even had a glove.

Sherman’s just following through on his scorched earth policy towards rebellious reporters.

Taylor is going to build a fantastic, just amazing, NFL stadium and he will make Warren Buffet pay for it.

Amari has to be bitter about this.

Sage advice. Should have thought of that this year! Have any other great ideas? Maybe you can share over drinks in Glendale.

Not if you’re Mark May.

Normally I clean my windshield to whatever is playing at the pump.

It’s no Why Cats Paint, but it’ll do.

Thank you, Kronos-1. Our local minor league baseball team used to show an all-too-brief clip of this during games. I couldn’t find the right search terms to locate this gem. But today- thanks to you - my search is over.

Wait a minute, Redford. Jim Harbaugh is the Big 10's most prominent coach? More than the guy with 3 national championships?

I do too. I think it’s great for a psychopath to be roaming the sidelines at Michigan. I also appreciate that his rage is the source of his success and the reason he can’t seem to win big games.