If you have large deciduous trees, the sheer volume of leaves will kill everything below it if not removed. Ask me how I know.

Since we’re talking about McDonnell Douglas, I assumed that the owned managed to hitch a ride on an C-17 (the “C” plane) or something similar. If so, might as well be NP, since you helped pay for it already.

I never came close to hitting a deer until I purchased my midlife crisis car (Cayman) in October. Ten days later a doe called “shotgun” and tried to jump through my windshield. None of these tips would have helped. Two in the freaking afternoon on a two-lane country road. I didn’t see anything until it was too late.…