The Landmines disagree
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No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!

SHUT UP MADDOW

I auditioned for the Jon Benet role but choked.

To her dumb country ass, Compton is Hollywood; closest she's ever been anyway.

Actually from Mesoamerica. Guajolotl.

THE OBAMAS COULD GIVE FUCK ALL ABOUT THE CLINTONS

YEAH LIKE THINKING "TURKEYS" CAME FROM TURKEY.

DVDS ARE HARD TO WATCH

IN ONE OF THEIR TWO SOLARIUMS

TAMALE!

BUCK NAKED, NOT BLUE STEEL, IS HIS PORNO NAME

"I've got yer six-foot five-inch dick RIGHT HERE!" - - Bill O'Reilly

Yeah, except for Ron Howard's directorial debut was Grand Theft Auto.

ABQ ?

NAH NAH NECROPHILIA

Larry, his brother Daryl, and his other brother Daryl?

Kramer: "Ch- oo-… what?"

Joe Franklin raped me.