George Takei and an orthopedic donut or GTFO

I BANGED YOUR GIRLFRIEND DURING THE GIG, LITTLE DRUMMER BOY

THANKS MITT ROMNEY

STARRING CHRIS "THE SHRIMP" HARDWICKE?

Would cannibalizing his wife constitute Chinese food?

Sea turtle eggs remain a delicacy in some indigenous American cultures such as the Isthmus Zapotec of Oaxaca.

MAKE AMERICA GAY AGAIN

C++: “void*”

Ricky Roma: How was her crumbcake?

If Bill is saying anything, its: “You would basically be in the shower and then I would come in and I’d join you and you would have your back to me and I would take the little loofa thing”

“Always stay in character, and no flirting with pretty moms… TO THE EXTREME! ”

C++: “void*”

As an historian, I must rely upon the written record, and not the discomfort caused by my bunched OshKosh big boy briefs: "they continue to perfect the singular, warm, and reliable Real Estate sound." How is that harsh, oh Guru of Subjective Numeral Grantors?

Your precious Spoon got an "8" at Drowned in Sound. That should make your juice box go down good.

Yes, hung up on a number.

It's 2.

Man, is that a Mulholland Drive reference? Because if it is, then this makes my day!

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK.

Damn. Sounds good. My first date was a hand job
behind the dumpster at a Waffle House™

Mad Max: Fury Road disagrees.