Cant talk, now. Too busy reading posts from your online life. I am especially fascinated by your jeremiad on health care and car maintenance. Might I suggest a freelance editor. Maybe one without magic underwear?

byustudent: (screaming, from basement bedroom): "MOM! Did you see what Pitchfork did to my Twenty One Pilots record?! A 6.3! What? Are my fucking Pizza Rolls ready? They better be hot, goddamit, Mom!"

Your comment: 5.4 / 10.

Why don't you apply for a job with Pitchfork? Maybe as Objective Numeral Granting Overlord and Knob Polisher?

Fucking relax.

Look, George. It's a Pierre Cardin!

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It's On (Dr. Dre) 187um Killa IS A STONE COLD FUCKING CLASSIC

"No one deserves his panoply of fart noises more than the German tyrant and Italian composers he cut them for. Liberace and Peter Lorre and Maurice Chevalier and I hope tiki music are behind us forever, but the fun he made of them lives on. And the winner is—Fietlebaum. A"

"So are my teeth!" - - Flava Flav

Dude, you're all hung up on the number! The Real Estate, Grizzly Bear, and Spoon reviews were quite positive, even the Mew review was, to an extent, a positive review. If you don't like subjective reviews and (granted) arbitrary quantitative scoring, don't go to the site. I personally thought this was Real Estate's…

I've Got a Little Jew in Me: The Autobiography of Ivanka Trump

Foreward? Reverse Cowgirl or GTFO

I would agree that Lil Peep deserves less coverage. Yet this week, they have also done features on Devo, Against Me!, white supremacist music being removed from streaming services, hip hop for the deaf, Bon Iver…

The tired meme of dissing P4K (one would have to read it regularly to diss it so broadly, what is up with that?) is so 2012. It is a good site for music, news, and reviews. The least you could do is back up your "rap or pop" generalization: about 10 BNM this year are not "rap or pop," but experimental, electronic,…

I saw Mike Pence fucking a coconut at Trader Vic's
His white plastic wig was perfect

"I think you should not keep it, you should destroy it. I think that's what you should do, because it will be the white elephant in your room all your life." - -Werner Herzog, after he listens to the [Grizzly Bear] audio tape containing the violent death of Timothy and Amy.

"I believe the common denominator of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder" - - Werner Herzog on Grizzly Bear(s)

The record comes with breakfast cereal?

Ever hear of Gamergate? So, no.