"That was a hell of a thing when Spock died…"

That's very well lit for the bottom of a crater of an abandoned volcano at the bottom of the sea.

I SHALL DO NO SUCH THING

IT SOUNDS LIKE NO SUCH THING

Buscemi all swole!

Chebornek! Taste!

I KNEW AN OLIVE GARDEN CHEF AND IN HIS CHEF'S KIT THERE WAS JUST A BOX CUTTER

THANK YOU FOR YOU SERVICE MADAM

Killing O'Reilly by Bill O'Reilly

"I am envious of Google's penis." - Freud

"Kant: touch this." - - Mrs. Kant.

WHUT

The National Cancer Act of 1971, signed into law by President Richard … described as the “war on cancer,” which had become the nation's second leading cause of death by 1970: WE AMORICANS DECLARE WAR ON EVERYTHING

I believe it stated that Elvis was "full of shit."

YOURE NO PETER GURALNICK.

And the paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.

FUCK LARS

Criminally underused words about flour based griddle foods would be:
HO' CAKES

NO SHIT.

DO YOU MISS KENTUCKY